SaunaScape

NOT a spitoon. Photo by fooishbar on Flickr

The Chicago Tribune’s hip social news outfit, Red Eye Royalty has a post, 5 simple sauna rules. They are rules we can all live by:

1. Don’t SPIT on the sauna rocks!
2. Get permission before you turn up the heat!
3. Hurry up and close the door!
4. Don’t wear street shoes!
5. Never sit bare bottom! (“What makes you think someone wants to sit in a puddle of your booty juice?”)

A commenter adds a 6th: When conversing, be mindful of others there who don’t want to hear about how “Tysheena’s baby daddy’s cousin came in her house a slept with Jerome in her bed.”

[Red Eye Royalty]